These Dutch (not sure that it matters that they are Dutch) cows are let out to pasture for the first time after wintering indoors. You can just feel the joy.
Here’s Jeb Corliss doing it:
Here’s Kitty Corliss grinding the crack. The cat is badass – no suit, not chute – makes Jeb Corliss look like a pussy.
Despite the statistic that 1 in 10 helicopters in New Zealand crash – don’t know where I got that stat, but I did hear it somewhere, so it must be true – the true fishermen of New Zealand embrace the danger to perform the marlin (belly)flop.
If you grew up in a country where they have a lot of sheep farming, you may know how dumb sheep are, and how hard it is to move them around in an organised way. Generally, farmers use dogs to do this for them. Bear that in mind when you watch this video.
This is what the internets are all about. This may not have been what Tim Berners-Lee had in mind when he came up with the http protocol, but this is what has become of it and we are all the better for it.
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