I am reliably informed that this does not sharpen your razor, but removes tiny burs that scratch your face, and prolongs the useful life of it. That being said, it must shorten the life of that pair of jeans. However, it seems a fair trade given the cost of disposable razor heads!
Even if you are extremely lucky, life will place many obstacles in your path – both literal and metaphorical. If one of those obstacles happens to be a river, this is a pretty handy trick to pull out of your back pocket …
Life can throw many a curve ball. Often you fall down, but it’s not whether you fall down, it’s whether you can get back up. Getting back up can be hard, particularly if you’ve never practiced. So I think it’s important to get up at least once a day – preferably in the morning …
Religion seems to be a fundamental part of the human condition – don’t ask me why, because I don’t understand it at all. However, since pre-history, people across the globe have turned to religion to explain their own existence and/or non-existence. So being able to build a place to practice your religion would seem to be an essential skill. So here’s how to erect large monuments to whatever religion you may practice. Ironically, in order to erect his monument, the chap in the video had to build it on sandy ground …
… well, a wheel really, cos the tyre’s on the wheel, and your changing the wheel, which incorporates the tyre – but that’s getting into technicalities that probably only interest tyre/wheel changing experts, like these guys:
… but don’t let those guys intimidate you. In the 25 years I’ve been driving, I’ve never had a flat tyre, and never had to change one. Knowing that this left me horribly vulnerable, I decided it was time to fill this glaring gap in my knowledge. Here, I’ll share with you some of my research materials:
If you haven’t heard of the twitter account @ghettohikes, then hike on over. Written by some dude who takes city kids into the great outdoors, he shares some of the gems that they share with him. Some selected gems for your edification:
Quinton’s fat ass waaaay back there. Homie can’t keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt, I’m like nobody here wear size Equator!
Rocks, sticks, rivers… Needa come out here with my fuckin’ art supplies, paint alllllll this beautiful shit.
A Whoopin’ Crane? I’mma throw this rock at it. Taxidermize that shit and put it in my den.
Jamarcus mad cuz I change his facebook to say he like men and he can’t change it cuz this forest ain’t got no wifi.
We out in nature dawg, ain’t no need to use dictionary words like ‘beverage.’